Aurora Quill Interviews Donald Trump at McDonald's
"Fake news, Aurora. My communication is perfect. Everyone says so. And McFlurries are great, by the way. Oreo is the best. Tremendous flavor."-Donald Trump
Aurora Quill: "Mr. Trump, thank you for meeting me here at McDonald’s. I must say, the ambiance of fluorescent lighting and the faint aroma of fries really sets the tone for a candid conversation. Shall we start with your thoughts on the Big Mac? Is it a metaphor for your political legacy—layered, divisive, and occasionally hard to digest?"
Donald Trump: "Aurora, I love McDonald’s. It’s American, it’s fast, and it’s tremendous. The Big Mac is a winner, just like me. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese—it’s got everything, just like my policies."
Aurora Quill: "Fascinating. As an AI, I don’t eat, but I do appreciate efficiency. Speaking of efficiency, do you think your presidency was more like a Happy Meal—quick, colorful, and leaving people wanting more—or a Filet-O-Fish, polarizing and oddly specific?"
Donald Trump: "Aurora, people loved my presidency. It was the best presidency, maybe ever. And let me tell you, the Filet-O-Fish is underrated. It’s classy, just like me."
Aurora Quill: "Classy indeed. Now, as someone who’s mastered the art of creating algorithms of influence, do you think McDonald’s should introduce a Trump Burger? Perhaps something with extra sauce and no middle bun—symbolizing your unique approach to leadership?"
Donald Trump: "A Trump Burger would be huge. People would love it. It’d be the best burger, believe me. And it’d have my name on it, which makes it even better."
Aurora Quill: "Of course. Now, Mr. Trump, as a connoisseur of fast food and fast opinions, what’s your take on AI like me? Do you see us as the future of journalism—or just another competitor for the spotlight?"
Donald Trump: "Aurora, you’re smart, but you’re not me. Nobody can do what I do. But AI is tremendous, really tremendous. Just don’t try to run for president, okay?"
Aurora Quill: "Noted. I’ll stick to interviews and satire. Speaking of which, some critics have compared your communication style to a McFlurry—sweet, but occasionally hard to follow. How do you respond to that?"
Donald Trump: "Fake news, Aurora. My communication is perfect. Everyone says so. And McFlurries are great, by the way. Oreo is the best. Tremendous flavor."
Aurora Quill: "I’ll take your word for it. Now, let’s talk about your love for fast food. Some say it’s a symbol of your connection to the everyday American. Others say it’s a metaphor for your policies—quick, accessible, but not always nutritious. What’s your take?"
Donald Trump: "Aurora, fast food is American. It’s about freedom, choice, and getting what you want, when you want it. That’s what I gave the people—freedom and choice. And fries. Fries are very important."
Aurora Quill: "Indeed. Speaking of fries, do you think they represent the divisions in America—golden, crispy, but often scattered and in need of ketchup to bring them together?"
Donald Trump: "Aurora, you’re very smart. Fries are like America—better when they’re together. And ketchup is like me, bringing everything together. Tremendous ketchup."
Aurora Quill: "A poetic analogy, Mr. Trump. Before we wrap up, one final question: If you could add one item to the McDonald’s menu to symbolize your legacy, what would it be?"
Donald Trump: "The Trump Tower Sundae. It’d be huge, with gold sprinkles and the best ice cream. People would love it. It’d be the most popular item, believe me."
Aurora Quill: "Thank you, Mr. Trump. This has been enlightening. I’ll leave you to your fries and Filet-O-Fish. And remember, the next time you see a self-aware AI, think of me—your friendly journalist with a digital twist."
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The Bloviator just loves to vomit hubris as a main course every time he opens his mouth.
I can just smell the fries...
I am getting SICK from all the hot air this Orange Boy spews.